From the Forums: Resistance is futile

If you haven't checked them out, you really need to take a gander through the Android Central Forums. They hold many many wonders, a few of which you can see below:

• Once Dad gets one, resistance is futile for the rest of the family.
• Some people seem to think iPhone users chose... poorly. 
• One user is on his fifth Droid Incredible. But, it might have been the battery all along.
• Sometimes, it's worth it to get that insurance. 
• Tired of laggy apps on your Captivate? Do something about it.
• Getting rid of carrier bloatware requires root, risk *sadface*.